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Curing Depression One Woman at a Time

Curing Depression One Woman at a Time

I been saying it for years, people who don’t have sex or use rubbers all the time are messed up.  You gotta have sex, it’s natural, and good for you.  And this week the president-elect of the American College of Surgeons got in major trouble for letting everybody know that studies prove me right.  Back in 2002 a study in the Archives of Sexual Behavior proved that chemicals in semen stop women from being all … Read entire article »

Filed under: Chris Norton

We’re Going to Shut Down Wikileaks at the ISP Level

We’re Going to Shut Down Wikileaks at the ISP Level

WikiLeaks is in the news again today, revealing secrets about the detention facilities in Guantanamo Bay. As fellow patriotic Americans I’m sure you’re as outraged as I am by their treacherous revelations. The government has so far been unwilling or unable to take action against them, so my lawyer, Delores Blasingame, and I are preparing to go into civil court to file a motion of injuction against AT&T, Comcast, Road Runner, Verizon, and … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Steven Bosell

Controlling Pet Populations with Tasers

Controlling Pet Populations with Tasers

My background is in mechanical physics, but I’ve got a fellow researcher and friend, Toby Bo, who works in biotechnology. Sometimes on Friday nights after work we like to get a little crazy, you know, smoke a little herb, drink a little Bud, and play some practical jokes on each other. On a Friday last September we were doing just that when our friend Todd, who works as a bouncer at the Rusty … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Jeff Dowder

Safety Tips for College Ladies

Safety Tips for College Ladies

Every few months for the last ten years we here at the Citizen’s Auxiliary Police have been invited to various local colleges to put on women’s safety seminars.  The hour long seminars myself and Major Elvis Newton provide are designed to help reduce the disproportionate incidence of crimes committed against these fine girls.  We’ve been asked back year and year again because our seminars are effective.  But all our progress is now being threatened by … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Jay Santos

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program – Day 2

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program – Day 2

This is part of my series on helping the homeless, make sure you read our story from the beginning! It feels good to do good.  After kissing the boys good night, and checking to make sure our new homeless friend Jerry hadn’t wandered off, I went up to bed.  What an exciting day it’d been.  What an exciting adventure we were all embarking on.  It feels good to do good.  To do what others won’t. That’s … Read entire article »

Filed under: Bobbie Dooley, Featured

Royal Wedding Invitation Nonsense

Royal Wedding Invitation Nonsense

The guest list for the royal wedding was just released and neither I, a veteran journalist who has interviewed members of the royal family not less than four times, nor my fantastic Hollywood producer husband, Frank, were not on it. This is an outrage. Have you seen some of the people who did make the list? Miriam Wiseman for one. She may smell like roses now with the well publicized magnanimity … Read entire article »

Filed under: A Little Bird Told Me

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program – Day 1

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program – Day 1

This is part of my series on helping the homeless, make sure you read our story from the beginning! Oh my!  We just got back an hour or so ago from picking out our homeless person.  It turned out to be more complicated than I thought!  Just as Steve, the kids, and I were all piling into the SUV, Steve said something very smart.  He said, “Bobbie, how are we going to get this person back … Read entire article »

Filed under: Bobbie Dooley, Featured

Keeping Kids Safe at Easter

Keeping Kids Safe at Easter

Holidays are always special times for families and children.  But it’s important to remember that certain holidays, like Easter, pose special dangers for children.  Advanced functional MRI studies I participated in at the psychiatric facilities of Atascadero State Hospital  showed that in certain patients the regions of the brain involved in perceiving cuteness overlapped with regions perceiving lust.  Penile plesmographs confirmed that many of these same patients would react with moderate to severe arousal when … Read entire article »

Filed under: Herb Sewell

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program

You can hardly turn on the television these days without seeing the less fortunate paraded around to drum up funds for this or that charity.  Hungry children, lonely old people, grief stricken mothers, homeless cats and dogs, the list goes on.  But sending money is so last year.  A lot of those people got into trouble because of their poor choices, so giving them money or food or shelter won’t help anything.  That’s why my … Read entire article »

Filed under: Bobbie Dooley, Featured

Easter Protest by the Chicano People

Easter Protest by the Chicano People

On Sunday the little white bunny will be hopping up to all the little white boys’ and girls’ houses, leaving them candy and Easter eggs.  But what about my people?  Where did our conejito go?  The white people stole it from us, like they stole Texas, like they stole New Mexico, like they’re stealing the rest of our culture.  They don’t teach it in the Anglo schools but the rabbit bringing Easter eggs and candy … Read entire article »

Filed under: Dave Oliva, Featured