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Curing Depression One Woman at a Time

I been saying it for years, people who don’t have sex or use rubbers all the time are messed up.  You gotta have sex, it’s natural, and good for you.  And this week the president-elect of the American College of Surgeons got in major trouble for letting everybody know that studies prove me right.  Back in 2002 a study in the Archives of Sexual Behavior proved that chemicals in semen stop women from being all bummed out. and depressed.  Too bad society just can’t handle the truth.  I’ve been curing girls of the blues for like twenty years.  You can ask them, I got a lot of satisfied ladies to back me up.  And you don’t need rubbers, as long as you go out with clean girls and pull out before you’re done.  I feel bad for the doctor getting in trouble for telling the world what I already knew, but now maybe more girls will believe me.

Chris Norton

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2 Responses to "Curing Depression One Woman at a Time"

  1. Emma says:

    What is wrong with you?! I’m sure people are going to be depressed as hell when they get your HIV!!

  2. BlueSky33 says:

    Hahahah thats funny, Norton not knowing anything about viruses.

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