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Faith Identification Cheek Swab Now Being Deployed

Faith Identification Cheek Swab Now Being Deployed

Keeping the public safe means taking a peek around and asking a few questions.  Sometimes we don’t like the answers we get.  We especially don’t like liars.  They pollute our nation and make the job of policing all that much harder.  If we ask you a simple question, we expect a simple answer.  When we’re not satisfied with the answer we get we take things to the next level. With the Boston Bombings a too recent … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Jay Santos

The First Pictures of Kim and Kanye’s Baby!

The First Pictures of Kim and Kanye’s Baby!

The world rejoices in the birth of Kim and Kanye’s new baby girl, and while the hoi polloi waits on bated breath for TMZ and its paparazzos to publish the first out of focus photo of their darling dear, we here at the Gray World Daily are always one step ahead of the curve. Rather than stoop to bribing nurses into smuggling out a camera we’ve taken the high road and engaged the services of … Read entire article »

Filed under: A Little Bird Told Me, Featured, Margaret Gray

We Need Kill Switches that Can Really Kill

We Need Kill Switches that Can Really Kill

This week Apple announced they plan to include kill switches on their new phones running iOS 7.  We here at the Citizen’s Auxiliary Police are gratified that our work tirelessly campaigning the cell phone companies has paid off, but it still doesn’t go nearly far enough.  Making the phones useless is an important first step, but the only way people will stop stealing phones is if they know that the phone they stole just might kill … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Jay Santos

How Do We Protect Our Genes in Light of the Supreme Court Patent Ruling? The Dooley Way.

How Do We Protect Our Genes in Light of the Supreme Court Patent Ruling?  The Dooley Way.

Today the Supreme Court dealt a terrible blow to our rights to patent our genes.  While the news services focus on how this might impact medicine and the biotech industry, few seem to realize, as my husband Steve and I do, just how will soon affect the special families such as ours.  How can we protect the superiority of our genes when just anybody can come along and use them to do whatever they want? As … Read entire article »

Filed under: Bobbie Dooley, Featured

Keep the NSA Out of Our Virtual Bedroom – Join the Class Action Lawsuit!

Keep the NSA Out of Our Virtual Bedroom – Join the Class Action Lawsuit!

With the horrifying revelation just weeks ago by former federal contractor Edward Snowden that the NSA is spying on its own American citizens, embedding their own monitors inside major Internet search  providers, ISPs, and phone companies, I’m sure you stand with me objecting to the government.prying into our private and personal virtual lives. As a building contractor I work hard, going to bed early and waking up early.  And when I get up my wife, April, … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Steven Bosell

Dr. Dowder’s Tornado Prevention Tips

Dr. Dowder’s Tornado Prevention Tips

As a mechanical physics post-doctoral fellow in the physics department of Cal Tech I get to see some pretty radical stuff.  I’ve seen mesons and bosons smashed into infinity by a particle accelerator.  I’ve seen artificially induced chain lightning dancing across my desk like a snake.  But last week I saw one of the most radical things of all, I saw a tornado get blowed up.  My associate, Toby Bo, works in the aerospace lab next … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Jeff Dowder

We’re Going to Shut Down Wikileaks at the ISP Level

We’re Going to Shut Down Wikileaks at the ISP Level

WikiLeaks is in the news again today, revealing secrets about the detention facilities in Guantanamo Bay. As fellow patriotic Americans I’m sure you’re as outraged as I am by their treacherous revelations. The government has so far been unwilling or unable to take action against them, so my lawyer, Delores Blasingame, and I are preparing to go into civil court to file a motion of injuction against AT&T, Comcast, Road Runner, Verizon, and … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Steven Bosell

Controlling Pet Populations with Tasers

Controlling Pet Populations with Tasers

My background is in mechanical physics, but I’ve got a fellow researcher and friend, Toby Bo, who works in biotechnology. Sometimes on Friday nights after work we like to get a little crazy, you know, smoke a little herb, drink a little Bud, and play some practical jokes on each other. On a Friday last September we were doing just that when our friend Todd, who works as a bouncer at the Rusty … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Jeff Dowder

Safety Tips for College Ladies

Safety Tips for College Ladies

Every few months for the last ten years we here at the Citizen’s Auxiliary Police have been invited to various local colleges to put on women’s safety seminars.  The hour long seminars myself and Major Elvis Newton provide are designed to help reduce the disproportionate incidence of crimes committed against these fine girls.  We’ve been asked back year and year again because our seminars are effective.  But all our progress is now being threatened by … Read entire article »

Filed under: Featured, Jay Santos

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program – Day 2

Western Estate’s Adopt-the-Unfortunate Program – Day 2

This is part of my series on helping the homeless, make sure you read our story from the beginning! It feels good to do good.  After kissing the boys good night, and checking to make sure our new homeless friend Jerry hadn’t wandered off, I went up to bed.  What an exciting day it’d been.  What an exciting adventure we were all embarking on.  It feels good to do good.  To do what others won’t. That’s … Read entire article »

Filed under: Bobbie Dooley, Featured